snooki

snooki
1. (Snooki) (1891↑, 353↓)
n: extra large oompa-loompa that's easier to get on than facebook

Tom: You hear about Megan Jim: Yeah, she went to the bar and got seven guys Tom: What a Snooki

2. (snooki) (1339↑, 384↓)
v. (trans) 1. to be punched in the face.

"Did you see that guy on 'Jersey Shore'; he totally snookied that bitch?"

3. (Snooki) (846↑, 338↓)
(n) A stumpy and incredibly wide piece of orange colored feces, with one end tapered off to form a small round nodule.

I just defecated and when I looked down I thought I was watching Jersey Shore on that television network that used to play music videos, because my excrement looked like Snooki.

4. (Snooki) (883↑, 379↓)
1) the action of a male punching an obnoxious, slightly oversized woman in the face 2) Narcissistic guidette on [Jersey Shore]

This fat bitch was startin shit at the concert so i snooki'd her

5. (Snooki) (619↑, 354↓)
1. (n) A wanna-be-guidette whore WHO'S NOT EVEN HOT with a fake tan and dyed hair. Gives the glorious state of New Jersey a bad name. 2. (v) The act of being punched in the face by a guido tool-bag.

Did you hear about that bitch Snooki getting punched in the face? She totally deserved it.

6. (Snooki) (610↑, 362↓)
a petite quidette, with the best hair poof and tends to be obnoxious.

Damn that girl was such a snooki last night. I think i can only take small amounts of her at a time.

7. (Snooki) (253↑, 123↓)
Stank Nookie.

One whiff of some Jersey Shore Snooki and you'll think you accidentally went down on a wookie.

Author: Dickshunarius http://snooki.urbanup.com/4771938
8. (Snooki) (168↑, 58↓)
The result of an oompa loompa fucking a troll doll, to create a weird troll like creature that wants "smush smush" Known for being easier than a sex doll and for violating Eric Cartman.

Snooki want smush smush\!

9. (Snooki) (148↑, 66↓)
That bitch with a pickle on Jersey Shore

Over tanned oompa loompa , that is now trying to sing. A Bitch with a pickle aKa Snooki

Author: Takenawa, James Sangao http://snooki.urbanup.com/5156835
10. (Snooki) (91↑, 21↓)
Snooki: a female slut that has sex with any basketball player. Typically snookies are found in hotel lobbies of the visiting teams and the foyer of basketball arenas. Snookies became famous for Shawn kemp who famously said "I love all my snookies" in response to being questioned as to why he had so many children with various women. The American version of a "puck".

Michael Jordan loved Miami, not for playing against the Heat but for his favourite Snooki

11. (Snooki) (67↑, 7↓)
1. Cast member of the god-awful TV show [Jersey Shore]. Known for being a slut who tans too much, thinks she's Italian when she's really Chilean, and bases her political opinions on people's views on tanning and not real issues. Also hideously ugly. 2. A real [boner] killer 3. A person carrying every STD known to man (and possibly a few others that haven't been discovered yet).

1. Oh god Jersey Shore is on again. Unless Snooki announces she has skin cancer and six months to live I shy away from the TV whenever it's on. 2. I was getting ready to have sex with this really hot chick from the Iron Maiden show when a Snooki popped into my head for a second and now I'm struggling with [erectile dysfunction]. 4. Mark and Kim are perfect for each other. They're both Snookis so they can't catch anything new from each other.

Author: Gaaraofthedamned http://snooki.urbanup.com/6030096
12. (Snooki) (171↑, 115↓)
a fake wannabe guidette, but isnt even italian. She's adopted and chilein.

snooki got punched in the face by a guy.

Author: princess of poughkeepsie http://snooki.urbanup.com/4499494
13. (Snooki) (131↑, 79↓)
a term used to describe an overweight [guidette]who possibly receives fashion advice from transvestite weekly.

snooki scares the crap out of me

14. (Snooki) (60↑, 9↓)
A mysterious creature long thought to be extinct until December of 2009. The Snooki is now very famous, but no one has any idea why. The wild Snooki is somewhere between 4-5 feet tall with dark orange skin and hair that is poofed up at the top, and speaks in incoherent gibberish. The Snooki has been spotted in seaside heights, New Jersey, Miami, Florida, and Florence Italy. While the origins of the Snooki are unknown, it claims to be of Italian descent and from New Jersey, but it is most likely of Mexican descent (this may explain the fabled chupacabra) and from New York. The wild Snooki is predatory in nature and ususlly hunts at sleazy night clubs that are overpopulated by spiky-haired, Ed Hardy wearing douchebags. The wild Snooki's preferred method of killing it's prey is to rape males(a ritual which it calls smush -smush), using it's myriad of STDs to kill them. The Snooki's diet is made up almost entirely of alcohol and semen. If attacked by a Snooki, the most effective way of getting rid of it is to punch it in the face. Recently, a creature thought to be related to the Snooki has been discovered, called the Deena. The Deena is similar to the Snooki in height and appearance,as well as mating and hunting rituals, except it's face resembles a gremlin and is known to perform "smush-smush" on both men and women. The most accepted theory on the origin of the Deena is that a Snooki will transform into a Deena either when it gets wet or is fed after midnight.

Ex 1:Sizzler owner: you gotta see this, this thing destroyed my restaurant\! Randy Marsh: What the hell is it? Sizzler owner: They call it a Snooki, it's very famous. Randy Marsh: Why? Sizzler owner: I don't know\!\!\! Snooki: Snooki want smush-smush\! Mr. Stotch(Butters' dad): It's raping me\!\!\! Randy Marsh: Shoot it\!\!\! (guy shoots at Snooki with shotgun and misses) (Snooki jumps out window) Ex2: Kyle: What's that behind you? Cartman: Nice try Kyle. Kyle: No seriously, what is that?\! (Cartman turns around) Cartman:Dude, What The Fuck Is That?\! Snooki: Snooki want smush-smush\!\!\! Cartman: GET IT OFF OF ME, IT'S RAPING ME\!\!\! Kyle: Oh god, guys get the hell out of here\! Stan: Why? Kyle: Just get the hell out of here\! (Kyle transforms into Jersey alter-ego, Kylie-B) Kylie-B: Get the fuck out of here ya piece of gahbage\! Snooki: (incoherent gibberish) Kylie-B: You're muff cabbage\! You got cabbage on your muff\! Snooki: (more incoherent gibberish) (Kylie-B punches Snooki in the face) (Snooki runs out crying) Ex3: Mysterious Chinese Man: Remember, do not get your Snooki wet or feed it after midnight, unless you want it to turn into a Deena.

Author: TurkTurkleton http://snooki.urbanup.com/6053288
15. (Snooki) (97↑, 51↓)
1. Descendant of the fabled big-foot family, usually wears slutty clothes exposing most of its body, has a very loose vagina; however it is not apparent if it is male or female. 2. The reason why there's world hunger.

Guy 1: ''Dude, did you see that Snooki on Jersey Shore last night?'' Guy 2: ''Yeah dude, I could totally see its camel toe sagging through her socks\!''

16. (Snooki) (91↑, 46↓)
1. A very tan, greasy, STD-ridden "guidette" from Jersey Shore 2.The offspring of an Oompa Loompa and Troll, trying to call herself "Italian" (even though she's really Chilean)

omg, Nicole looks like such a Snooki since she started fake 'n baking\!

Author: FabulousFeminist http://snooki.urbanup.com/5244111
17. (snooki) (179↑, 135↓)
1. A [guidette] oompaloompa named nicole, made famous from mtv's Jersey Shore. She was made most famous when she was clocked in the face by a juiced up [guido] on TV. 2. A derogatory term for a fat guidette. 3. When a man punches a woman in the face, usually after consuming many rounds of shots

1. I was watching Jersey Shore last night, Snooki was hilarious\! She deep throated a pickle and then passed out. 2. (about a fat guidette) Dude she's gross, what a Snooki.... 3. That punch was a cheap snooki, only assholes punch women.

Author: i'mthebombliketicktick http://snooki.urbanup.com/4473495
18. (Snooki) (74↑, 38↓)
A useless lump of human excrement dyed orange and in possession of a jar of pickles and a Bump-It. It is a parasite found primarily along the coast of New Jersey, although it may travel great distances, spreading a disease known as "guiditis," which transforms normal human beings into orange, obnoxious piles of crap that literally serve no purpose other than to piss people off. It is also a vector for other infectious diseases including, but not limited to: herpes, gonorrhea, chlamydia, genital warts, rabies, tularemia, African Sleeping Sickness, marlaria, tetanus, tuberculosis, smallpox, Dengue fever, the common cold, syphillis, parvovirus, and myriad others. It should be avoided at all costs.

Goddammit, I fucking hate Snooki and everyone else on that stupid-ass show.

Author: Racecarisracecarinreverse. http://snooki.urbanup.com/5312990
19. (Snooki) (62↑, 30↓)
A person whose bra size exceeds her IQ.

Person 1: Man that girl is so stupid, but her breasts are huge\! Person 2: Yeah I know, she is such a Snooki\!

Author: Jay Jay is Okay http://snooki.urbanup.com/5547259
20. (Snooki) (33↑, 9↓)
A disease-ridden, mentally and developmentally disadvantaged organism of unknown gender found on MTV's hit show, [Jersey Shore] (or 'Joysey Shoy'). Claims to hold close to the heart its Italian heritage but is known to have originated somewhere in Chile. Has more sexually transmitted diseases than one can keep track of, and will more than willingly insert a penis into any cavity on its body (an act which it refers to as 'smooshing'). Orange in color, miniature in stature, and with the IQ of a small infant, it is needless to say that Snooki is one of the most abominable and atrocious creatures to ever walk the Earth.

Snooki has a wide variety of sexually transmitted diseases which it would be happy to pass on to you.

Author: JR Frenchtoastersticks v2.0 http://snooki.urbanup.com/5625102
21. (Snooki) (55↑, 34↓)
One of the cast members of the original series Jersey Shore. The 4'9 tall guidette who loves juiceheads and pickles. When something makes her upset she goes "Waaaa"

JWOWW:Snooki what's wrong? Snooki:Emilio just told me he fucked a girl\! JWOWW: That's fucked up Snooki: Waaaaa\!\!\!

22. (Snooki) (67↑, 50↓)
1) To [Falcon Punch] a hobbit/midget/halfling square in the chompers.

Went to the bar last night and Snooki got Snooki'd\!\!\!

Author: Hyperaktivemind http://snooki.urbanup.com/5122970
23. (Snooki) (30↑, 16↓)
She puts the capital S in STD

sorry bro but that what you get when you fuck a Snooki

24. (Snooki) (38↑, 24↓)
A rare breed of Eastern United States Troll. A Snooki is generally found face down in a gutter or sewer covered in it's own vomit or at a tanning salon trying to bake itself into a vaguely human form to fool the masses of teenage/early twenties wannabe ho's and doushe bags. If confronted by a Snooki be advised that you should cover your ears so you can't here it try to speak an english like language to lure you into it's mouth, and cover your eyes because due to it's small pea sized brain it will assume that if you can't see it, it can't see you.

Oh no, run everybody it's one of those Snooki's and it looks mighty hungry\!\!

25. (snooki) (48↑, 37↓)
A bouncy ball in a trucker hat

Person 1: "Is that a bouncy ball with a trucker hat?" Person 2: "Yeah, it's snooki"

26. (Snooki) (49↑, 40↓)
A slang word that describes [any] girl from the Jersey Shore

Down on the Jersey Shore, there are from any given time, 100 to 1000 Snooki milling about

27. (snooki) (21↑, 13↓)
someone who if you dye [blue] will look like a [smurf]. horrible [fake] trans who ruins a perfectly fine tv [show]. the only people who like her are 40 year old men who live in a one bedroom appartment with 30 cats.... an obnoxious cow mostly used as a [punching] bag

random person1: holly shit is that a smurf?? random person2: nah it's just that creepy looking hooker snooki. normalnamedperson:"who the fuck has the name snooki??" gay fag:"only like the hottest most coolest person ever\!" normalnamedperson *shoots the gay fag*

Author: bestpersonintheworldyourmum http://snooki.urbanup.com/5542793
28. (Snooki) (25↑, 17↓)
a steaming, worthless pile of shit

Dude, I got ripped last night and ate a whole crave case from White Castle; you shoulda seen the Snooki I pinched off this morning.

29. (Snooki) (50↑, 42↓)
The most ugly, tanned, bitchy whore in the entire World\! No, I mean the entire fucking UNIVERSE\!\!\!\!\!\! Seriously, this girl looks like a fat, greasy, vulgar and ugly oompa-loompa who gets ride by every guy who passes in front of her.

"Snooki wants smuch smuch" from South Park

Author: TEuIN\!CBSABCBS\!TuCTuC http://snooki.urbanup.com/5320681
30. (Snooki) (48↑, 40↓)
A human punching bag, she is stupid, a whore, and looks orange. also is part of the worst, stupidest show on telivision

Oh yeah, Snooki got punched 4 times\!\!

31. (Snooki) (53↑, 45↓)
A male or female that's unattractive, vulgar, attention-seeking, undeserving of praise and admiration and generally unlikeable.

"She's such a Snooki\! I hate her\!"

32. (snooki) (41↑, 35↓)
to get knocked out, punched, knock someone else out, or to be insanely drunk

man you were soooo snooki last night, you got kicked out of the bar\!

33. (Snooki) (10↑, 5↓)
Oompa loompa in the making. Who's real name is:Nicole Polizzi.xD She was subsequently parodied in the South Park episode "It's a Jersey Thing", and is frequently caricatured on Saturday Night Live by actor Bobby Moynihan. On September 30, 2010, it was announced that Polizzi would be writing a book entitled 'A Shore Thing'. It was released in January 2011 and describes her search for love on the boardwalk.

Did you SEE that Snooki?She looks so orange.o_o

34. (Snooki) (55↑, 50↓)
Dirty pussy from any person giving u any disease or diseases

person1: Damn son i got some snooki last night now my dick is about to fall off Person2: that snooki can kill u better get it checked out

35. (snooki) (3↑, 0↓)
Another word for a 10c Jersey shore WHORE\!\!\!\!

Snooki the WHORE crashed her car.DIE WHORE DIE\!\!\!

36. (snooki) (3↑, 1↓)
large breasted short orange woman

Many people who reside on the Jersey Shore are [snooki].

37. (Snooki) (5↑, 4↓)
1. A Grenade. 2. A Butter-Face 3. An oversized oompaloopa. 4. Puerto Rican 5. A disgrace to America. 6. A Hooker. 7. Your mom that left you up for adoption when you were born.

"Yo man, my mom is such a Snooki\!" -"yeah I heard" "DOOD\! Look at that grenade\!" "DOOD\! Look at that butter-face\!" "Yo, that oompaloompa on Jersey Shore is obviously a Snooki."

Author: giraffe33333333333333333333333 http://snooki.urbanup.com/6036051
38. (Snooki) (3↑, 3↓)
A large, orange colored land mammal native to the state of New Jersey. If you ever come into contact with this animal, you turn away, AND YOU RUN\! RUN JOHNNY\! SAVE YOURSELF\! TELL KATIE I LOVE HER\!

Tim: What the heck is that things? Bobby: It's called a "Snooki". Tim: What is it doing? Bobby: ..... Look away son.

Author: Nautical Narwhal http://snooki.urbanup.com/6062371
39. (Snooki) (0↑, 1↓)
A large, steaming, wet pile of orange dog shit.

Oh my god whats that smell? Did you step a Snooki?\! Hey\! Don't track that Snooki all through the house\! Looks like the dog just took a nice Snooki.

Author: MHhockey12345 http://snooki.urbanup.com/6357023
40. (Snooki) (15↑, 38↓)
a slut with the biggest boobs you've ever seen. She loves to fight, party and have sex of course, they commonly live in Florida on a show called Jersey Shore

Jersey Shore is totally Snooki

41. (Snooki) (15↑, 45↓)
A short, beautiful girl. She is very loud and obnoxious. Loves having a good time and going to the club.

Girl 1: Whoa, She is so short. Girl 2: She is such a [snooki].

Author: Alisonlanieduh http://snooki.urbanup.com/5497740
42. (Snooki) (28↑, 73↓)
shes the leader of the jersey shore pack, with out her, jersey shore would be nothing. shes small and cute, not white or black, but tan, knows everything about pickles and shes the master of 'getting it in'. Shes always DTS (down to snuggle), and LOVES to smush. A true guidette.

Jenn- All you assholes that don't like Snooki or have something RUDE to say, can go fuck them selves and make everyone who does a sandwich, even is your not a broad. They can also apologize before Snooks gets The Situation, Vinny, Pauly D and Ron to gang beat they're sorry ass.

43. (Snooki) (24↑, 84↓)
" Im going to the Jersey Shore Bitch \! , one of the most funniest people known to man \! . does what ever the hell she wants but is smart about it .got socked in the face by some dumb ass and STILL looks pretty \! ,she RE-INVENTIDE the poof and rocks it like no other . she can get any man she wants. most of all looooooves pickkles \! ,nature is her \#1 priority , she will do what ever it takes to save an animals life . she's hated by many , but that dont stop her from doing what she does best \! love you snook's \<3 (:

" did you watch jersey shore ?\! " friend \#1 " yess, did you see snooki kick her ass ?\! " friend \#2 - laughs - " yess, ajaja that was sooo funny " friend \#1 " whata snooki move \! " friend \#2 " EXACLY ,\! " - laughs - friend \#1

Author: jerseyshore \<3 http://snooki.urbanup.com/5261021
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Last updated: 2012.03.01

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